New Words for the Workplace Vocabulary:-suggested by a reader

New Words for the Workplace Vocabulary:



BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing

Why a deadline was missed or a project failed,

And who was responsible.



SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot

Of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

(Hmmm sounds familiar)



ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem

To absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss

Rather than working hard.



SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day

Swimming upstream only to get screwed and die

In the end....(LOSER)