Jokes by avinash prabhu

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda. 

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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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Agar aap bus pe chade...
Ya phir bus aap pe chade...
Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...
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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
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Jija    : Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali     : Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye!
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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive : Nahin sir. Boss:
Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


With regards
Avinash Prabhu