Hells -- Indian Hell is the Best

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He   told, 'First  they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.'
 

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out  the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.   

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of  people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?'
He told, 'First they put you   in an  electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.'
'But  that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many  people waiting to get in?'

'Because maintenance is so bad that

    * the electric chair does not work,
    * someone  has stolen all the nails from the bed
    * and the devil is a former Govt  servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the  canteen!!!!! !