Philosophy--9-Etymology of X-mas, September, October, November, December

Philosophy--9-



X-Mas tenth month

sept sapt 7

oct 8

nov nav 9

dec dus 10

Philosophy-- 8-Kashmir Problem- Solution

Philosophy-- 8- Both India and Pakistan should leave the hatred of religion and sit together to find a most viable solution for Kashmir for the betterment of their people. Indians should accept the LOC as International Border and so should Pakistan thereafter sealing of the entire border line is to be done.



In other words a line is drawn for both. This may be difficult to accept but this will stop the killing of many innocents in future, if this issue is not resolved. Those wanting Kashmir as separate nation on the basis of religion should look in retrospect and find that it was already done in 1947 and happily they can go and live in any country they want.

Philosophy--7-Partition of India--Lamhon ne khata ki........

Kuch aise bhi manzar hai twarikh ki nazron mein/

Lamhon ne khata ki thi sadion ne saza pai




(There are some happenings in the eyes of history/When moments lapsed in sin and centuries bore the punishment).

Philosophy-- 6-Baikunth means Kuntha Rahit --- Without any Complexes, whatsoever

Philosophy-- 6-Bai kunth: without complexes Kuntha rahit

Philosophy-- 5-BeLan - means without

Philosophy--5- BeLan: w/o dick

Philosophy-- 4-Maasi stands for Maa Si (Like Mother)

Philosophy-- 4- Maasi: like mother

Philosophy-- 3-Paap aur Punya- Jeet and Haar a New Perspective

Philosophy--3-Jeet- Kissi bhi keemat pe--Punya




Haar- Paap

Philosophy--2-Currency Note that JUST CANNOT be COUNTERFEITED

Philosophy--2-Currency Note that JUST CANNOT be COUNTERFEITED

Philosophy--1-Designers Garments- Out of Box

We have been seeing the same garments for the last hundreds of years. Where is the change?



.....same Shirt, .same Trousers, .same Undies, .same socks... IAM SICK OF ALL THIS. You change the location of pocket, a button or two & you call it Designers Line.



Shit...

Philosophy-- 10- Brihad Karma Theory propounded by Satyabolbaba

Philosophy-- 10- Brihad Karma Theory propounded by Satyabolbaba



Q: Why Afghanistan is Suffering?

Q: Why Pakistan is Suffering?

Q: Why Hindustan is Suffering?

Q: Why America is Suffering?

Q: Why Muslims are Suffering?

Q: Why Christians are Suffering?

Q: Why Hindus are Suffering?

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply................

Prof .of Economics


Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.




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Prof. Of Accountancy



Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.





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Prof. Of Algebra



Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.





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Prof. Of Geometry



Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.





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Prof. Of Physics



Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.





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Prof. Of Chemistry



Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.





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Prof. Of Zoology



Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.





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Prof. Of Physiology



Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.





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Prof. Of Dentistry



Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.





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Prof. Of Philosophy



Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.





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Prof. Of English



Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.





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Prof. Of Architecture



Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects





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Prof. Of Comp.Science



What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable





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