if You Cross the Indian Border You Get...

>>*         If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
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>> *         If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
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>> *         If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
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>> *         If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
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>> *         If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard
>> From Again.
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>> *         If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded a Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
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>> *         If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
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>>   If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Arrested, Prosecuted And Send  To Prison And Deported
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>>  But if You Cross the Indian Border You Get...

>> -A Ration Card,
>> -Voter Identification,
>> -Passport ( 1 or more)
>> -Haj Subsidy,
>> -Job,
>> -A Drivers License,
>> -Voter Identity Card,
>> -Job Reservation,
>> -Special Privileges,
>> -Credit Cards,
>> -Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
>> -Free Education,
>> -Free Health Care,
>> -A Lobbyist In New Delhi
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>> - And Voting Rights!!