Consultants- Indian cow and Aussie bull

The Australian High Commissioner told the Indian Neta" Sir, the Indian cow is very weak and thin. She cannot give much milk. I will help you to increase the milk yield from the Indian Cows." The Neta was impressed and readily agreed.

The Australian HC then imported a huge Australian Bull for mating with the Indian Cow.
He wanted to make a big show of the whole thing.
He constructed a ring ,got the Bull and Cow into the ring and invited all the Indian Netas to witness.

After the speeches and garlanding it was time for the main programme to begin. All eyes were on the Australian Bull.He went near the Indian Cow smelt her and went off. Again he went near the Indian cow, sized her up,licked her and went off. This went on for some time.The Australian HC was getting worried as his show would become a flop show. He went to the Aussie bull and whispered something into the Bull's ear. Immediately the Bull snorted,sprung into action, ran towards the Indian Cow and did his job.
Everybody started clapping and the show was a big success.One of young Netas went to the Australian HC and asked him" Sir, what was the inspiring stuff you tell the Bull which made him act"
The Aussie HC said. " I told him that you have not come here as a consultant. You have come here to perform"

Cheers to that

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