Thursday, February 25, 2010

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English



1> U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2> U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 > U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 > U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5> A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 > U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7> U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.


Thanks & Regards

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